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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 also had uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, however it installed undesirable programs such as National Football Leagues 5.0 and National Basketball Association 3.0.

And also the Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it's too not available. What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate




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REPLY:




Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command c:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelley 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Just so you know, Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoring loudly. It's a wav file.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in- law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not support applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend frequent Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

LauWK