wang cai!!!!!
haha! mineopps! censored
hahahahahahaha!
xrKOK
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
this is mine!
And the postpone is confirmed... Till next Friday, i.e. 1st Aug.
Any inconvenience caused is deeply regretted.
REASONS: 1)Filming on Friday
2) Some teachers not around
3) Some sec 4's not around
4) Allow more time for preparation
AND! All members are expected to participate in the Record Challenge , by the order of the Teachers-in-charge. Attendance will be taken for each training sessions (counted in CCA attendance).
So.... See ya all on this Friday, 25th Jul.
I know how you all feel, but there's no choice to it.... Imagine our CCA with the most number of people participating, and we won the thingy! How fun and proud we will be!
So please, participate just for this once and bring some glory back,not only for our school,but for FHSSCO as well. WE ARE FUN AND UNITED! Thanks!
Love and Kisses,
LauWK
ATTENTION!!!!
this very very cute pupy
ver cute hor?
stupid!stupid!stupid!lastest news
farewell party have been postpone to 1st of august
because of the record challenge filming
note to all sec fours!!!!argh!!!!
xrKOK (-.-)
ver cute hor?
stupid!stupid!stupid!lastest news
farewell party have been postpone to 1st of august
because of the record challenge filming
note to all sec fours!!!!argh!!!!
xrKOK (-.-)
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
¤Farewell Party
Date: 25th Jul '08
Time: 3pm ~ 8pm
Attire: CO Tee / EXCO Tee and school pants/skirts
1) Attendance is compulsory
2) Report to Study Area at 3pm sharp
3) Bring along some food that can be shared by many (e.g. potato chips/sweets)
Those who didn't shall clean up after the event =)
More details coming up! Any questions just tag it.
¤New Plan for Self Sectional Practices
- Sections will be selected for sectionals during Combined Practices on Monday
- Selected sections are to stay back on Wednesday for self practice
- Rooms available = [CCA Room /B-37 /B-12 /AVA Room /Music Room]
- Leaders may 'extract' members out for 1-on-1 practices
Any queries just tag it.
LauWK
Date: 25th Jul '08
Time: 3pm ~ 8pm
Attire: CO Tee / EXCO Tee and school pants/skirts
1) Attendance is compulsory
2) Report to Study Area at 3pm sharp
3) Bring along some food that can be shared by many (e.g. potato chips/sweets)
Those who didn't shall clean up after the event =)
More details coming up! Any questions just tag it.
¤New Plan for Self Sectional Practices
- Sections will be selected for sectionals during Combined Practices on Monday
- Selected sections are to stay back on Wednesday for self practice
- Rooms available = [CCA Room /B-37 /B-12 /AVA Room /Music Room]
- Leaders may 'extract' members out for 1-on-1 practices
Any queries just tag it.
LauWK
Monday, July 07, 2008
The average life span of an umbrella is under two years.
4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.
One million $1 bills weighs 1 ton.
In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions.
The only words in the English language to contain two "U’s" back to back are: vacuum, residuum, and continuum.
998 million people play Volleyball
You consume one tenth (.1) calories when you lick a stamp.
60 % of statistics are made up...
The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.
An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.
The left leg of a chicken is more tender than the right one.
Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.
There are more chickens in the world than people.
A novel with 50,000 words, none of which contained the letter ‘E’ was written by Ernest Wright.
There are only 18 countries richer than Bill Gates.
Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.
The only word in the English language to contain three back to back double letter combinations is; Bookkeeper.
The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.
Every year, the moon moves 1/2 an inch further from the earth.
In 1977, George Willig was fined $1.10 for climbing the World Trade Center building.
If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.
Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour!(ouch)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body it could squirt blood 30 feet!
In space you cannot cry because there is no gravity to make the tears flow.
evon
4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.
One million $1 bills weighs 1 ton.
In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions.
The only words in the English language to contain two "U’s" back to back are: vacuum, residuum, and continuum.
998 million people play Volleyball
You consume one tenth (.1) calories when you lick a stamp.
60 % of statistics are made up...
The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.
An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.
The left leg of a chicken is more tender than the right one.
Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.
There are more chickens in the world than people.
A novel with 50,000 words, none of which contained the letter ‘E’ was written by Ernest Wright.
There are only 18 countries richer than Bill Gates.
Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.
The only word in the English language to contain three back to back double letter combinations is; Bookkeeper.
The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.
Every year, the moon moves 1/2 an inch further from the earth.
In 1977, George Willig was fined $1.10 for climbing the World Trade Center building.
If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.
Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour!(ouch)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body it could squirt blood 30 feet!
In space you cannot cry because there is no gravity to make the tears flow.
evon
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
evon
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
evon
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Girl's Version
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 also had uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, however it installed undesirable programs such as National Football Leagues 5.0 and National Basketball Association 3.0.
And also the Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it's too not available. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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REPLY:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command c:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelley 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Just so you know, Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoring loudly. It's a wav file.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in- law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not support applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend frequent Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
LauWK
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 also had uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, however it installed undesirable programs such as National Football Leagues 5.0 and National Basketball Association 3.0.
And also the Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it's too not available. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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REPLY:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command c:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelley 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Just so you know, Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoring loudly. It's a wav file.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in- law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not support applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend frequent Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
LauWK
Guy's Version
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 .. Football 5.32, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 ... are monitored by her ... !!
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help .. !!!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support .
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 302 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
LauWK
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 .. Football 5.32, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 ... are monitored by her ... !!
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help .. !!!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support .
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 302 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
LauWK
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