ONE MORE UPCOMING EVENT!
Some chine group's concert at YMS (somewhere in Bugis).
Date: 5/7/2008
Price : S$10 only.
Venue : YMS (near bugis area)
If interested, contact any suonas, preferably me or leshan.
Don't worry, we will bring you there.
-hanbin, suona' 08 :)
Monday, June 30, 2008
Upcoming events
These are the upcoming events:
2nd July: Exco meeting
12 july: Performance by Yew Tee Chinese Orchestra (JJ² performing) 7.30pm at YTCC. Tickets are priced at $2 each ONLY. So don't complain about expensive tickets.
12 july: Performance by Mr Lim Sin Yeo , "Sights of Taiwan" 8pm SCH. All are encouraged to go.
19 july: Performance at West Coast (菊花台，月光变奏曲)
19th july: Stock take :Music Store cleaning, instrument check and destruction of condemned instruments (finally!)
Things to take note:
All instruments are to be returned by 18th Jul for the stock take
Exco Meeting (2 july): Farewell (approved)
YTCO Concert (12 july): Hu members will be greatly encouraged to go. Just for $2!
Performance/Stock take (19 july): The performance is from 7.30 to 12.30 which is like, 5 hours? We are not purely just performing there but also, we will be playing there and bonding closer within each other!
Stock Take: 2 to 4, Checking of instruments, cleaning of music store/CCA room. Clearing the condemmed instruments. Hence, I think 2 hours is too short...
-rA tauH naT nerraD
2nd July: Exco meeting
12 july: Performance by Yew Tee Chinese Orchestra (JJ² performing) 7.30pm at YTCC. Tickets are priced at $2 each ONLY. So don't complain about expensive tickets.
12 july: Performance by Mr Lim Sin Yeo , "Sights of Taiwan" 8pm SCH. All are encouraged to go.
19 july: Performance at West Coast (菊花台，月光变奏曲)
19th july: Stock take :Music Store cleaning, instrument check and destruction of condemned instruments (finally!)
Things to take note:
All instruments are to be returned by 18th Jul for the stock take
Exco Meeting (2 july): Farewell (approved)
YTCO Concert (12 july): Hu members will be greatly encouraged to go. Just for $2!
Performance/Stock take (19 july): The performance is from 7.30 to 12.30 which is like, 5 hours? We are not purely just performing there but also, we will be playing there and bonding closer within each other!
Stock Take: 2 to 4, Checking of instruments, cleaning of music store/CCA room. Clearing the condemmed instruments. Hence, I think 2 hours is too short...
-rA tauH naT nerraD
Friday, June 27, 2008
Computer Use
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine
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And last but not least...
Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P ' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine
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And last but not least...
Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P ' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Married Humour
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."
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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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Son: "Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
LauWK
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."
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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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Son: "Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
LauWK
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
The 5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1 :A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that ?''It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me ?
'Moral of the story :If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2 :A Priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The Priest nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The Nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129 ?'The Priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The Nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129 ?'The priest apologized, 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'Arriving at the convent, the Nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the Priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.
'Moral of the story : If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3 :A sales representative, an administrative clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first ! Me first !' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff ! she's gone.'Me next ! Me next !'' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! he's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.
' Moral of the story :Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson 4 :An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing ?'The eagle answered, 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5 :A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings ?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.Finally on the fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story : Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson 6 :A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out !He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story : (1) Not everyone who shit on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut !
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THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
LauWK
'Moral of the story :If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2 :A Priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The Priest nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The Nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129 ?'The Priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The Nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129 ?'The priest apologized, 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'Arriving at the convent, the Nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the Priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.
'Moral of the story : If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3 :A sales representative, an administrative clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first ! Me first !' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff ! she's gone.'Me next ! Me next !'' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! he's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.
' Moral of the story :Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson 4 :An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing ?'The eagle answered, 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5 :A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings ?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.Finally on the fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story : Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson 6 :A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out !He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story : (1) Not everyone who shit on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut !
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THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
LauWK
Monday, June 23, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Testimonial For Jun Jie....
1 Jun Jie, my Vice Chairperson, can always be found
2 hard at work. JJ works independently, without
3 wasting practice time talking to other members. JJ never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow members, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping lunch
7 breaks. JJ is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that JJ can be
10 classed as a high-caliber member, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that JJ be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
*Please read only the odd number lines
LauWK
2 hard at work. JJ works independently, without
3 wasting practice time talking to other members. JJ never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow members, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping lunch
7 breaks. JJ is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that JJ can be
10 classed as a high-caliber member, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that JJ be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
*Please read only the odd number lines
LauWK
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